Ross Ulbricht
Silk Road Founder
Sentence
Life (no parole)
Did time
aka Dread Pirate Roberts
FFMFour Months Max
Four Months Max. That's the pattern.
When crypto billionaires face justice, sentences seem to follow a curious formula: the bigger the fortune, the lighter the time. This is satire tracking that pattern.
Disclaimer: This is parody & commentary based on public reporting. Legal statuses can change. Not legal advice.
8Total entries
3Did time
3Sentenced
3Convicted / no jail
2Arrested / pending
Last updated: Dec 12, 2024
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Pardoned
Sam Bankman-Fried
FTX Founder & CEO
Sentence
25 years
Did timePeak: $26.0B
aka SBF
Ben Delo
BitMEX Co-Founder
Sentence
30 months
Convicted / no jailPeak: $1.0B
Arthur Hayes
BitMEX Co-Founder & CEO
Sentence
6 months
Convicted / no jailPeak: $1.0B
Changpeng Zhao
Binance Founder & CEO
Sentence
4 months
Did timePeak: $65.0B
aka CZ
Samuel Reed
BitMEX CTO
Sentence
N/A
Convicted / no jail
Do Kwon
Terraform Labs Co-Founder & CEO
Sentence
N/A
Arrested / pendingPeak: $10.0B
aka Kwon Do-hyung
Roger Ver
Early Bitcoin Investor & Advocate
Sentence
N/A
Arrested / pendingPeak: $500M
aka Bitcoin Jesus